Many of you will be well aware of this story. Mainly because I love telling it but also because it is one hell of a story with a couple of exceptionally graphic snaps to go with it. For those who haven’t, this is an exact account of that fateful day; the day that put a budding journalist’s career, if not life, at serious risk. Let me paint you a picture with my imagination brush…
August 2013. Myself, George Odling, Scott Raper (yes that is his real name) and Hursh Rughani were 9 days in to our travels. After a grueling few days partying on Koh Phi Phi, Thailand, we were jaded and in serious need of some rest and recuperation. Henceforth, we embarked on our journey to Railay Beach, a small, idyllic penisula near Krabi. A long, hungover day ensued. Though dehydrated and hungry, spirits remained high as we reminisced about the week gone by. After negotiating a boat, a coach and another boat throughout the course of the day, our destination was finally in sight. It was an overcast day with the usual level of humidity, but we were hopeful the following day would be spent lying on the beach, topping up our levels of vitamin D. We disembarked and strolled around the small town in search of a suitable hotel to spend the night. Being such a small town cut off from the mainland, the prices were substantially more then we were used too. As thrifty travelers, we persevered in our pursuit of economical accommodation; the conversation swaying between how much we couldn’t wait for dinner that evening and how many massages we were going to have the next day (insert your own ‘happy ending’ joke here). We also stumbled across this cat love-in (has no significant part to play in the story, I just like the photo).
Eventually we had to succumb to the jacked up prices and chose a spa hotel for 800 baht a night (about 14 quid). Overpriced but we were past the point of caring. We arranged to meet in approx 10 mins after dropping our bags off so George and I went on our way to find our room. And so the madness began.
Find the room. Drop the bags off. Freshen up. Out the door. That was the plan. We found the room. First stage complete. We entered the room and put our bags on the floor. Stage two complete. Things were looking good. I then went onto our small patio to have a look around whilst George christened the toilet. Naturally I shut the exceptionally clean french windows behind me to prevent mozzies getting in. Thailand is an exotic country with all manner of nasty bugs; I didn’t want them ruining our nights sleep. I had a look around the gardens and was overwhelmed with excitement. Until all of a sudden, my daydream was shattered by a sharp thud and huge shattering to my right. I looked over to see the french doors crashing down as George stood there in shock. Not only was this glass exceptionally clean, apparently even invisible to the naked eye, but it was also very brittle. My immediate reaction was to start laughing however, George’s words ‘Luke…fuck…my arm’ stopped that in its track. I leapt in to the room to see a volcano of blood erupting from Georges arm. I’m talking blood gushing in all directions. This was no graze.
From some unknown region of my being, my survival instincts kicked in and (as cheesy as it sounds) I ripped off my vest and tied it tightly around the wound. We then wrapped it further in a towel and sprinted out the room. We crashed into the reception and starting screaming for help and were met with what must be the most gormless bloke in Thailand, if not the world. As if the litres of blood we were covered in wasn’t enough, we started shouting ‘ambulance’, ‘help’ and then finally ‘look at the state of us you bellend’. He eventually realised we were in some serious distress and ushered us down to the dock. I left Odling and ran back to the room to grab his passport and money, etc. Along the way I realised our two travelling companions must have been wondering where we were so I proceeded in shouting at the top of my voice ‘Raper…Raper…Raper’. I quickly realised that probably wasn’t a good idea and fortunately they appeared from around a corner. I explained the predicament and they truly understood the gravity of the situation when we walked in to our room and saw the CSI crime scene we’d left behind.
On returning to the dock, I found a pale and partially blind Odling slumped up against the wall. A local had kindly wrapped a tourniquet around his arm to stem the bleeding. I say tourniquet, it was actually an inner tube; they’re a resourceful bunch the Thai race. In the brief time we were on the island, the tide had gone out so between us and the long-tail boat that would take us to the mainland was about 100m of sandy bog. Fortunately the locals had rallied so we jumped on the back of a tractor which ferried us across. The boat got on its way and we headed towards the mainland. About a 20 minute journey. Along the way Odling said ‘mate, I think the towel is too tight, I can’t move my thumb’. That will become relevant later…
We reached the mainland and jumped on to the back of a golf buggy which drove us too a taxi. A further 30 minute drive and we finally arrived at the general hospital. Odling was lead away whilst I was left to mooch around reception. I kept myself busy reading local magazines/looking at the pictures in local magazines, assuming any minute now Odling would come bowling through from A&E with a couple of stitches, a signature witticism and we’d be on our merry way. Time grew on along with my appetite so I indulged in some Ruffles crisps to keep my strength up. It dawned on me that Odling was probably peckish as well so I popped my head in to see how he was getting on. I was met with the words ‘Luke…it’s really bad’. ‘Fucking hell’ I replied, spraying Ruffles across the ward. See, on the journey to the hospital George and I had speculated about the severity of his injuries, assuming he had just nicked a vein resulting in the tremendous amount of blood. Oh no. This was a tad worse than we thought.
WARNING: GRAPHIC CONTENT…
![Odlings Arm](https://dukeoftalk.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/odlings-arm.jpg?w=409&h=309)
Turns out the reason George couldn’t move his thumb on the boat wasn’t because ‘the towel was too tight’ It was because he had severed 3 tendons in his arm. By all accounts, none of the doctors on-site could actually find Odlings tendons to reconnect them because they had pinged up towards his elbow, so we hopped in a taxi and were sent on our way to a larger hospital 30 minutes away. This hospital was not much better; probably worse if anything. Firstly, the moment George’s wound was uncovered, the nurse nearly fainted. Not a good sign. Then flies starting buzzing around it. That wasn’t particularly pleasant either. He began to get led away for an x-ray. On his leg. ‘No mate, it’s my arm. Is this gaping mouth-shaped hole not a give away’? It turned out another Caucasian male had been admitted with leg injuries; I guess we all look the same to them. Things then started to look up when they realised we had private health insurance, ‘Ahh, Mr Odaring, we gone send you to the private hospital’. The private hospital that was 3 hours drive back up to Phuket. Well, we’d come this far. In the ambulance we jumped and were joined by, I think, the most beautiful woman in Thailand. As I said, things were looking up. Knackered, I set up camp in the front whilst George laid down at the back. Our joy was short lived though when our new travel companion was quickly replaced by a small, not beautiful man. A man who proceeded in not allowing George to cover up his cold feet and also quiz him about why he wasn’t married and if I was his boyfriend.
Anyway, we eventually reached Phuket and after receiving a guarantor from Insure & Go, George was whisked off for surgery. I fashioned a bed on the plastic sofa in his room and, having consumed enough M150 to bring Michael Jackson back from the dead during the previous eight days, began hallucinating about all manner of things, specifically talking parrots (banned in most countries, M150 is the Thai equivalent of red bull known to contain amphetamines). George returned a couple of hours later after successful surgery and so our tortuous journey neared an end. It was certainly a memorable 7 hours.
We spent a couple of days at the hospital watching the film channel; ‘We Bought a Zoo’ is a real tear-jerker; and a doctor mentioned that if his arm got infected in Cambodia or Laos, they would not hesitate to chop it off. As such, George made the tough but necessary decision to head home to recover for 6 weeks. We met back up with Scott & Hursh and a day later George was on a plane heading back to sunny London. It was this point it dawned on me how surreal the whole situation had been. But we’d got through it. And if you want one piece of advice, never, ever pay 14 quid for a hotel with single pane windows.
Luke